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AMAs Mostly Well Played, Ginnfer Goodwin and Jennifer Morrison
You know you’re on the show your network is really pushing when they’re making you attend awards shows that are TOTALLY UNRELATED to your skill set. Like, Ginnifer Goodwin is not going to come out...
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AMAs Fug Carpet: Jordin Sparks
Where was I when Jordin Sparks started dating Jason Derulo? I have no problem with this, I literally just didn’t realize it was happening. Us Weekly, dude, where were you on this? Where are the pics...
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AMAs Fug Carpet: Justin Bieber
I wish I were joking, and that these belonged to Mickey Rourke. Not so. Read More ...
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AMAs Fug or Fab Carpet: Ke$ha
I know I should be giving this more credit — she doesn’t look sticky, nor scraped off a bar floor — but apparently I’m not so easily seduced by simple hygiene. Let’s discuss. Read More ...
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AMAs Well Played, Taylor Swift
The most important question in all this is, does Taylor still own the across-the-street love nest in Hyannisport? Because the song I want to hear is the one about when she brings one of the One...
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AMAs Fug AND Fab, Gwen Stefani
As Heather noted last week, Gwen really IS ageless. And she’s DEFINITELY going through a Madonna phase. Read More ...
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AMAs Unfug Or Fab: Kerry Washington
Too much going on here for me, I think. We’ve got sheer smockage, we’ve got long hanks of fringe, we’ve got a minidress underneath… at least the yellow color makes it interesting (if it were a black...
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AMAs Fug Carpet: Heidi Klum
On one hand, this is totally Heidi to me. On the other, it looks like she stole it from Chloe Sevigny. But both my hands agree that this is horrendously unflattering to a lady whom it should be hard...
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AMAs Fugs and Fabs: Carrie Underwood
There are times when I don’t think I can write another word about Carrie Underwood. But she just keeps showing up, and it’s hard to ignore her. I’ll start with this: As much as I liked Taylor...
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AMAs Better Played/Everything Else WTF: Christina Aguilera
Because it’s a comparitive science with this one. So perhaps to understand how truly relieved I was to see this look, you have to know what came before it. Read More ...
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AMAs Fug Carpet: Ciara
In ancient times, they’d call this a glorified loincloth. Today, someone out there is probably calling it a triumph of wicker-inspired accents, and that someone is probably employed at Pier 1...
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AMAs Fug or Fab Carpet: Zoe Saldana
Notes on a Fug or Fab: – Insert comment on excellence of her head/face region; bonus points for a Center Stage joke and double-bonus for a Crossroads reference, but demerits for Avatar. – Question...
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AMAs Lopez: Jennifer Lopez
“HOLA LOVERS. Come close, amigos, because I have a lesson for you in how to be amazing. It begins and ends with Go To An Awards Show Your Ex-Vampire Master Is Attending And Remind Him That You Are...
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AMAs Fug and Slightly More Fab: Rihanna
This is that apocalyptic moment where I say to myself, “The strapless bra might not be the worst of it.” Read More ...
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AMAs Unfug or Fab: Jennifer Hudson
I can’t tell if I would’ve liked this even without the mullet. Because, problematically, it’s not like the top part is all that flattering; if it weren’t that awesome shade of Electric Jamba Juice, it...
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AMAs Fug Carpet: Jaimie Alexander
I don’t understand this hair on her. She looks like a different person, which is a problem considering that a lot of people don’t know what she looks like to begin with and have only experienced her...
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AMAs Peekaboo Fug Carpet
This outfit is very nearly cracked out in a LITERAL way. Read More ...
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AMAs Fug Carpet: Emma Roberts
I WISH they made garbage bags this fancy. I do NOT wish they made dresses that look like things I long to use inside my trash can. It’s not so much that it looks like she woke up thinking it’s 1970,...
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AMAs Fug Carpet: Ke$ha
Well, no wonder Ke$ha looks so depressed. I would be, too, if my right leg were growing out of my elbow. Read More ...
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AMAs Fugs and Fabs: Let’s Finish This Thing
Otherwise known as The Great Lightbox Purge, because nobody really wants to stretch the AMAs one more day, do they? Read More ...
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